Friday, January 20, 2006

Some weekend rudeness

Off to Rainbow this weekend to visit Kym's folks and stretch the Soarer's legs with a 1000km cruise. So here's some rudeness for all to ponder.

The Kebber 12, attempting to 'Bag them up'


Words cannot fully explain...

Comments:
My baby! My baby! How I miss my baby! I would very much like to know who was responsible for bagging up my Datty in this distasteful manner. I believe it was you Bag!Just because you fixed the gearbox, the exhaust, the brakes, the radiator, the speedometer, the windscreen, the wheel alignment, the alternator, the starter motor, the distributor, the clutch plate, the tires, the electrical system and about 100 seal of various kinds, doesn't mean you have the right to simply do as you please! Where's the respect! And it wasn't me that insisted you steal all those extra bits from Pick-A-Part.

As for Dave, all I can see is a colourblind fool misusung his colour training chips.
 
I wasn't as muscular as I thought I was it would seem. Mum still has those chips.
I remember the knick-a-part ritual thievery. I remember Ritchie Schulze wrapping a brake cable around his waist and under his overalls to escape payment. I also remember Ian's grand discovery of the Bongo van with 'seahawks' label on the glove box.
 
I do recall I also got Eamon to weld up the rust in the front (which Lamonde reckoned he could've done a better job of). But you did do the carpet and gap the spark plugs about 20 times.
 
Who is Eamon and by Lamonde, you don't mean the real Lamonde do you? I didn't know either of the Lamondes could weld.
 
Bag,remember all the unnecessary maintenance that went into this car,the re-gapping of the plugs weekly,the wasted litres of armor-all,lost weekends at Alison and Marks.And then to think you went through it all again with me shortly after!Was this pic taken when we went to Emerald camping?I remember going to lick-a-tart with bag once and he bumped into some mates there,one of which had an enormously heavy clutch assembly down his overalls!Not to mention(as Dave did) the discovery of the Renongo with air scoops to catch air so neatly fashioned(with bog and metal) by Dieter
 
Seeing as bag is away Dave i'll answer part of the question you had.Eamon was a guy that bag used to work with mechanics wise,who eventually ditched the greasy hands of that occupation for dusty hands as a plasterer.I know this because I bought a fully re-built Falcon 250 ci motor off of him for the xb,and because of this he will always remain in my thoughts and my heart.
 
Ah the Renongo, it really was Bogtastic wasn't it. The weird thing is Adam never owned the Renongo as long as I was around him. It was Deiters baby. Adam had the crappy 1000cc bongo that Ritchie used to do donuts around the Beaks neighbourhood with. And where Adam went temporarily blind. That was also the one we used to go to Emerald camping where scott rolled Ritchies ute and Justin stacked my KLX....er.. I think I'm detecting a pattern here!He must have inherited the Renongo later. Do you think anyone ever actually paid for stuff at smell-a-fart?
 
The trick was to buy something small and cheap as a decoy, while stealing something big and expensive (there are limits to size but they might surprise you).
 
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